Corrupt a wish!

Keychain · Post by **Keychain** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:57 am

Granted, but you get banned from YaS servers for making a penis shotgun.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Blues · Post by **Blues** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:47 am

Granted, but you'll stay up all night and be twice as tired tomorrow.

What's wrong with a penis shotgun? Oo

I wish I had beer.

Steam · Post by **Shana** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:57 am

Granted, but after you drunk all of it, you noticed it expired long ago.

I also wish I wasnt so tired.

Blues · Post by **Blues** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:01 am

Granted, but you go to bed anyways and you just can't sleep, no matter how hard you try.

I wish I had more beer.

Just kidding, I wish I had a giant house.

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:16 am

Size it relative, so your new house is two foot long, 1 foot wide and 1 foot tall, so it's giant compared to an ant.

I wish I had a soda.

fug's Obsidian clips · Post by **fug4life** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:55 am

Granted though your soda was violently shaken by a possesed eight year old who wanted to watch it explode in your face. You will of course have already opened it buy the time you read this message, too bad.

I wish I was that eight year old.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:07 pm

granted but some weird pervert suddenly picks you up.

i wish the lift mod for half life 2 would come out already.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:09 am

Granted, but it gets sued by whoever makes Eureka Seven.

I wish that L4D2 was simply an expansion pack for L4D1.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:12 am

Granted but it costs $100.

I wish I could find some servers with people on in Quake III Arena.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:35 pm

granted but they spam everything there is on the map.

i wish poeple didnt ignore me.

Makrontt le nécron · Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:18 am

Granted, now you're followed by 50 people all day and all night.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Keychain · Post by **Keychain** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:45 am

Granted, but you were so not lazy that you died running.

I wish I had more doritos!

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:06 am

Keychain wrote:Granted, but you were so not lazy that you died running.

I wish I had more doritos!

Granted, but they're bad nachos.

I wish I had Doom 3.

Supahchikin · Post by **Supahchikin** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:42 am

Granted but you begin worshipping the devil because of it.

I wish that oc_nerv would be completed.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:20 pm

granted but for some reason only your steam gets completly deleted.
wen you start playting it.

i wish there were more anime.