Corrupt a wish!

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:13 pm

Granted, but you receive every STD known to man. And several known to monkeys.

Eye wiIch 4 guuud spaleng.

Supahchikin · Post by **Supahchikin** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:01 pm

Denied to you.

Granted to shaun.

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RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:10 am

Granted, but it's in Taanjarj.

I wish for funny lyrics to a song.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:01 pm

Granted, but Weird Al sues you for ripping off his lyrics.

I wish for more vanilla TF2 servers.

Keychain · Post by **Keychain** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:07 pm

Granted, you literally got a bunch of servers where everything was skinned to look like vanilla icecream. /failjoke

I wish (or hope) Meet the Medic and Meet the Pyro will be as epic as Meet the Spy!

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:45 pm

Granted, but they are released alongside the release of a new class and its update: The Crit/Damage Spread/Spawn Time/Skin/Balance Remover!

I wish I had a PayPal account.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:57 am

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I could get Serious Sam: The Second Encounter to render the levels right.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:49 pm

Granted, but you get 0.000005 FPS.

I wish I knew what was so fun about those "Fun Size" packs of candy.

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:05 pm

Granted,but Vasili come out of nowhere for slap you.

I wish i finish Advance wars:dual strike (on DS) in expert campaign.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:44 pm

granted but every time you finish it the save files gets deleted.

i wish that everyone gets a milkshake.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:36 pm

Granted, but its flavor is Gas Station Toilet.

I wish that competitive leagues would leave games that aren't supposed to be competitive (example: Super Smash Bros.) alone.

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:37 pm

Granted,but you failed.
I wish the next guy to post after me will buy me valve complete pack.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:32 pm

granted but youl keep hearing rickroll music while you play the games.

i wish the next poster would get a free secret demo of half life 2 ep3.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:55 pm

Granted, it's a crappy level.

I wish for sleep.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:30 am

Granted. It's eternal sleep.

I wish that ObjectDesktop was cheaper, and that my mom didn't think it was Satan in computer software form.