How would you justify the player models? (4 da lulz topic)

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:26 pm

Mario seeks the 'secret' mario area in oc_stfu

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:26 am

Anime: Serious cosplayers.
HECU: Clones.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:35 am

Gordon: he wanted to see his brother john freeman

tf2 spy: he got tired of the engineer's old sentry, so he decided to visit OC to go sap some combine turrets.

Doa models: they wanted to give most of the male oc players some eye candy with their jiggle bones.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:36 am

Combine: Traitors.
Terminator: Attempted Combine replica that backfired.

Tallfire · Post by **Tallfire** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:50 am

Headcrab: Kleiner's experiment with Lamarr gone wrong
Homer: While racing to his couch, entered a slow teleport to the future.

Blindmerc · Post by **Blindmerc** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:23 am

Renamon: Server Transfer Malfunction teleports him/her in the world.

EU and PAC soldiers: Both raced back in time to eliminate each other before their time, but found the combine as a bigger threat to their survival.

Tallfire · Post by **Tallfire** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:09 am

Fox McCloud: "Message from Colonel Odessa, Priority one!"
Snake: Appears from under a cardboard box to destroy the Combine weapons of war.

GuyN · Post by **GuyN** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:36 pm

You know how the Combine empire spans multiple universes, right?

All those master chiefs, darth vaders, anime girls, etc. are from the other universes the Combine took over.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:24 pm

GuyN wrote: All those master chiefs.

X1 Disagree.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:32 pm

Zoey+smoker: zoey wanted to bring her sex toy with her to play coop in hl2.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:34 pm

Turkey72 wrote:Zoey+smoker: zoey wanted to bring her sex toy with her to play coop in hl2.

You have a dirty mind

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:51 pm

Vasili wrote:
Turkey72 wrote:Zoey+smoker: zoey wanted to bring her sex toy with her to play coop in hl2.

You have a dirty mind

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:12 pm

Vasili wrote:
Turkey72 wrote:Zoey+smoker: zoey wanted to bring her sex toy with her to play coop in hl2.

You have a dirty mind

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:23 pm

elite: they wanted to help master chief in his war against the combine.

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:16 pm

Bloodsuckers:Came for suck antlionguards blood..
Niko and Roman:They had a new task:destroy the Xen and Combine invasion
Mario:Sick of goombas,he decided to attack headcrabs.