Weird Dreams

[Datastream]

I had a wet dream once. But it wasn't really. It's really weird. First I was in this military base like in America's Army. Then suddenly a HUGE blue dragon spawns on top of us. We go all like: SHIEEEEEEEET and shoot the shit out of it. So it flees. And I'm like: "I'll slay the beast!" and follow that bitch. Into the woods after the dragon. Suddenly SNOW everywhere, also zombies and orcs. This is when I thought it was becoming a nightmare. And yes I could actively think like as if I was watching a movie. So I kept running and shooting. Got bitten once I think. Then there's the dragon. Suddenly it got green and small. As I approach it turned blue. THEN IT WAS A VAGOO. ???? Then I had sex with it and my pants was warm. BUT, normally you'd wake up but I didn't. I ran back to the camp and told everyone I slain it. Everyone was all like woooo! but then there were shit tons of zombies and fought some more and then I woke up. Btw the sex lasted for 0,5 secs. Pretty much everything did. It's like host_timescale 5 and then that music in the background where everybody runs around following each other thru different doors. It was the weirdest fraking thing ever in my entire life because pretty much every dream I've ever had was in it. And suddenly boom. My first wet dream. YOU HAPPY NOW, AZURE?!

[destiny]

heres one i had last night.
i walk into some weird bar and see some weird person that seems to be talking to himself i grab a paper bag and the weird guy behind the bar starts talking towards me and i notice alot of weird bugs are everywhere but i dont go in a panic instead i have an evil laugh and say something the guy then starts to panic cause one of his hands he had on the bar was under those bugs and he starts screaming for help while i calmly walk away. wen im out of door i look back and see someone already helped him couldnt see the face of the helper but left then walking into a white door and then i woke up.

[Datastream]

That is one weird ass dream. BUGS. BUGS EVERYWHERE. And evil laughs.

[destiny]

yeah pretty sure my dreams outweird anyones.

[PrplFlavrdZombe]

I think Data stream's takes the cake for weirdness. I had a strange dream I had yesterday:

So me and some guy were on a street I never recognized. I didn't know the guy but
somehow I got the sense that he was supposed to be my friend. We see this old lady getting
mail but she accidentally cuts her finger off with the mailbox (the lid closes on her hand, must of been razor sharp).
My buddy runs to go help her, I follow but tell him not to help because she is gonna eat him. He squats to help her up...

and that's it, I woke up at 2am breathing hard and sweating like I was scared. Kinda freaky.

[destiny]

prplflavrd how about you look back in this topic and read what everyone has posted before you give away that cake.

[PrplFlavrdZombe]

Erm well yes, maybe we can cut up the cake and share with Mr.Someguy and Angry Penguin and others.
Just trying to say I don't think I could ever surpass a dream where one makes love to a dragon D:.

[DisConnected]

I had a wet dream once. But it wasn't really. It's really weird. First I was in this military base like in America's Army. Then suddenly a HUGE blue dragon spawns on top of us. We go all like: SHIEEEEEEEET and shoot the shit out of it. So it flees. And I'm like: "I'll slay the beast!" and follow that bitch. Into the woods after the dragon. Suddenly SNOW everywhere, also zombies and orcs. This is when I thought it was becoming a nightmare. And yes I could actively think like as if I was watching a movie. So I kept running and shooting. Got bitten once I think. Then there's the dragon. Suddenly it got green and small. As I approach it turned blue. THEN IT WAS A VAGOO. ???? Then I had sex with it and my pants was warm. BUT, normally you'd wake up but I didn't. I ran back to the camp and told everyone I slain it. Everyone was all like woooo! but then there were shit tons of zombies and fought some more and then I woke up. Btw the sex lasted for 0,5 secs. Pretty much everything did. It's like host_timescale 5 and then that music in the background where everybody runs around following each other thru different doors. It was the weirdest fraking thing ever in my entire life because pretty much every dream I've ever had was in it. And suddenly boom. My first wet dream. YOU HAPPY NOW, AZURE?!

Your first wet dream had you screwing a dragon? *Sigh* THIS is what WoW does to people! Granted, my first wet dream was when I was kiiiiiindaaa raping this girl that I knew from middle school. Oh god I'm such a pedophile...

[Datastream]

Well actually it happened when I was 13 or so and by then I've never even heard of WoW, let alone played it. And I don't know why it was a dragon. D:

[Athrun Zala 02]

Heres one I had last night..

It was a wet one a really wet one. I was flying a plane and the engines gave out then I jumped out without a parachute then landed in the ocean thus getting really wet then it started to rain then I got more wet ( Its not possible!) then I woke up.

[Datastream]

I was expecting some real action.

[Shana]

I was dreaming that I was flying through space in a fire truck, i woke up in the middle of it and saw my TV was still on, and Star Trek was currently on, figures.

[LivingWithGames]

I was dreaming that I was flying through space in a fire truck, i woke up in the middle of it and saw my TV was still on, and Star Trek was currently on, figures.

Well,atleast you know what did bring you this dream.


Oh well,still not getting good dreams these days,I always keep forgetting them :/

[Azure Edge]

I often get dreams that involve someone I am on bad terms with (bullies or general assholes at school) intentionally breaking/ruining something important to me (my guitar, any other personal belongings), and I end up chewing them out among other things. I never try to retaliate physically (must be my morality holding me back :/), but I always wish to do so.

I think the dream's telling me that I should expect those people to try something against me so I can be easily prepared to retaliate...? Either that, or it's reminding me that I hate those people.

[Baddtraxx]

Ive dreamed bput Hayate no Gotoku, where Hayate fight agnst Wing Zero o.O
Thats hella strange