Corrupt a wish!

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:06 pm

Granted but Linux now sucks and crashes because of the coding issues that games bring with them.

I wish for Deus Ex CarmellDansen with JC Denton and Alex Jacobson in it.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:46 pm

Granted, but the the moon collides with the earth.

I wish they made a billy mays chia head

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:55 am

Granted, but it dies when it tries to sell you OxyClean.

I wish for a new wristband for my watch.

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:24 am

Granted, but it is made of quality Chinese manufacturing. You get lead poisoning. You die. Go back to last checkpoint.

I wish I met W0rf0x and we got drunk together.

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:17 pm

Granted,but when you finish all your beers,you see that it was Blues(i said that because of the beers

)

I wish i dont make the 30th page

Blues · Post by **Blues** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:45 pm

Granted, but you'll get gonorrhea for that.

I wish I met SakuraMaxX and we got drunk together.

(...the problem is you can't get drunk when you already are drunk...

)

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:51 pm

Granted but you both drool over eachother.

I wish i had a wish to post right now...

Blues · Post by **Blues** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:42 pm

Granted. It's the wish to stay alive after posting that gay drool stuff. Unfortunately I can't grant you THAT wish.

I wish I had moar ideas for the map.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:07 pm

Granted. You get vasili`s ideas.

I wish holidays never ended.

(Brazil independence day holiday yay)

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:44 pm

Granted, but you have no monies.

I wish I wasn't so worn out currently.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:17 pm

granted but now you can only be calmed down with a sedate strong enough to knock an elephant out for 5 hours.

i wish i wasnt so dehydrated.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:25 pm

Granted but it takes 23 litres of water to do it.

I wish some of my friends would stop playing Runescape.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:00 pm

Granted. They now play Guild wars.

I wish it would stop storming here.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:55 pm

Granted, you just got your first wish granted without any downsides.

I wish somebody would buy an obama chia head, let it grow, and then set it's head on fire.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:51 am

Granted, but it also catches your house on fire.

I wish for Doom 3.