Corrupt a wish!

Mr. Someguy · Post by **Mr. Someguy** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:20 am

Granted, but it's real and you have to live through it. The only way out is to complete the game, alive.

I wish we had more food here. There's nothing to eat!

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:48 am

Granted. You get crude meat and nothing to cook it with. Bon apetit.

I wish i did not have classes all day today.

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:58 pm

Granted,all you hours are replaced with FIRE ESCAPE!!!

I wish the next poster would be in Combine Side

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:37 pm

Granted, i'll join combine for 10 minutes and stab you with a knife in the mean time.

I wish the next poster was a furry. Haha

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:17 pm

granted but a different furry rapes you and stabs you wiht a knive.

i wish for a bottle of nice cold milk in the northpole.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:08 pm

Granted, but it's gordon freechman brand and he accidently spilled a vat full of radoactive isotope into the milk and cause's you to have meltdown.

I wish there was a halo replacement that said "MAGGOT"

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:14 pm

Granted, but the hats have been removed.

I wish A shit storm didn't happen at school when my Science Teacher proved 9/11 wrong.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:13 am

Ohh so you're now a furry destiny? haha

Granted. The shit storm happens 1 hour before.

I wish i was the devil.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:00 am

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 wrote:Ohh so you're now a furry destiny? haha

Granted. The shit storm happens 1 hour before.

I wish i was the devil.

Granted, but the Postal Dude kills you.

I wish for Cube Steak for dinner.

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:37 am

Granted,but it was horse meat.

I wish you...

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:43 am

Granted. You have me to assassinate you.

I wish i had a job at blizzard.

Blues · Post by **Blues** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:27 pm

Granted. You're the janitor.

I wish I had gotten the horse meat RocketRunner received.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:59 pm

Granted, but it's meat of a named 4 legged animal.

I wish I had a cake.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:23 pm

i wish poeple wouldnt post only the corruptions of the wishes of other.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:57 pm

Granted, they make a mod that replace's gordon's suit with masterchiefs and hl2 die's.

i wish i had more mountain dew