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I don't find black women attractive.

*Shuders*

Mind you, at my school there's like 2 black people.
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I wouldn't sleep with a black girl only because in my high school, I sat next to some in many classes, they always talked about the gang-bang they were in last night. Or they'd joke about how the guy they slept with Friday night had a smaller dick than the guy they slept with Thursday night. I don't want aids...

Mind you this might only be the case in my hometown, but it still changed my perspective globally.

When I was younger, this black girl came up to me (I would say she was the best looking black girl in my school) and said that her friend told her I could handle her in bed. So I jokingly said, "Hell yea I can take you!" but she thought I was serious and tried to pull me into a bathroom with her. I didn't go with her, but I found out 2 years later she had crabs.
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Post by Fenrir »

I don't see what people have against black chicks? Ive seen some damn good looking ones before. Although the majority of them arent particularly attractive to me. Its all preference i guess.
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Yay!

She said Yes.

Yay!

Today, not yesterday, so it isn't an April Fools.

Yay!

We kissed.

Yay!

I'm quite happy, incase you didn't notice.

Yay!
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Pics or your lying...
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shiftey wrote:Pics or your lying...
Of her? or Me and her?
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Vasili wrote:
shiftey wrote:Pics or your lying...
Of her? or Me and her?
Use your common sense... Yes...
shiftey wrote:
When I was younger, this black girl came up to me (I would say she was the best looking black girl in my school) and said that her friend told her I could handle her in bed. So I jokingly said, "Hell yea I can take you!" but she thought I was serious and tried to pull me into a bathroom with her. I didn't go with her, but I found out 2 years later she had crabs.
I'm not gonna lie.... I probably would have went in the rest room with her... :wink:
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Vasili wrote:
shiftey wrote:Pics or your lying...
Of her? or Me and her?
Both would be suitable? And only one pic wouldn't really be enough... too easy to fake. 10 pics of you and her, from 5 different locations, 2 from each location, all taken with the same camera and they must have time stamps and not be taken before 2 april 2009, which is today. As well, I wan't you to hold a newspaper, just any you've got from the day the picture was taken, with the issuing date clearly visible.

Yes, yes, you could call this overkill, but this is the internet after all!

Okay, seriously, she'd think you're some kind of psycopathic maniac if you actually did that with her, but anything less I can't really take as proof.

Still, grats, I hope you'll be happier with a girlfriend than I was ;)
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Oniyuri wrote: Okay, seriously, she'd think you're some kind of psycopathic maniac if you actually did that with her, but anything less I can't really take as proof
Oh yeah, Did I forget to mention? She's a bit... Well crazy.

But I like WILD STALIONS!!! [/lamepun]
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Vasili wrote:
Oniyuri wrote: Okay, seriously, she'd think you're some kind of psycopathic maniac if you actually did that with her, but anything less I can't really take as proof
Oh yeah, Did I forget to mention? She's a bit... Well crazy.

But I like WILD STALIONS!!! [/lamepun]
If she wasn't a bit crazy she wouldn't even be worth your time. Crazy is just another word for charisma!
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Well, with it being a Non Uniform day today, I got a boner, but she was sat on my lap when I did.

She giggled.

Good times.
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Vasili wrote:Well, with it being a Non Uniform day today, I got a boner, but she was sat on my lap when I did.

She giggled.

Good times.
You lucky bastard.
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[YaS]Cyan wrote:
Vasili wrote:Well, with it being a Non Uniform day today, I got a boner, but she was sat on my lap when I did.

She giggled.

Good times.
You lucky bastard.
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Vasili wrote:
[YaS]Cyan wrote:
Vasili wrote:Well, with it being a Non Uniform day today, I got a boner, but she was sat on my lap when I did.

She giggled.

Good times.
You lucky bastard.
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shiftey wrote:
Vasili wrote:
[YaS]Cyan wrote:
Vasili wrote:Well, with it being a Non Uniform day today, I got a boner, but she was sat on my lap when I did.

She giggled.

Good times.
You lucky bastard.
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This is why there are so many retarded babies born. Hopefully Vasili is sterile...for the sake of humanity and these forums.
Dude!

I don't really want children.
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