Corrupt a wish!

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Fri May 08, 2009 11:51 pm

Use these examples to get instructions:

I wish Sy|\|er9y would have its features un-stripped.

And then:

Granted, but Obsidian Conflict becomes even more simplified than Sy|\|er9y was.

I wish for a free pizza.

And go!
I wish for a soda.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sat May 09, 2009 1:49 am

Granted, but it's club soda.

I wish for a shotgun.

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:01 am

RocketRunner wrote:Granted, but it's club soda.

You bastard.

RocketRunner wrote: I wish for a shotgun.

Okay, but the shell is in your head.

I wish for... Vasili to be banned.

Mr. Someguy · Post by **Mr. Someguy** » Sat May 09, 2009 5:01 am

Granted, but it's not a perma-ban.

I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Sat May 09, 2009 5:06 am

Mr. Someguy wrote: I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.

Is that a wish? if so, I dun get it.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sat May 09, 2009 5:19 am

I wish- You had more time.

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Sat May 09, 2009 5:21 am

Fenrir wrote:I wish- You had more time.

Granted, you now have 0.001 seconds more.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Sat May 09, 2009 6:19 am

Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.

Technically, it's stolen from every forum in existence.

I wish more people knew that.

Keychain · Post by **Keychain** » Sat May 09, 2009 6:26 am

Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.

Who in the right fraking mind cares?

Mr. Someguy · Post by **Mr. Someguy** » Sat May 09, 2009 6:49 am

Keychain wrote:
Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Who in the right fraking mind cares?

Judging by the addition of the word "fraking", you do.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sat May 09, 2009 7:06 am

Nelson340 wrote:
Mr. Someguy wrote:I wish this topic wasn't stolen from Facepunch.
Technically, it's stolen from every forum in existence.

I wish more people knew that.

Granted, but only one person know that now.

I wish for candy.

Supahchikin · Post by **Supahchikin** » Sat May 09, 2009 8:55 am

RocketRunner wrote:
I wish for candy.

The candy is in your ass.

I wish for my internet to work properly.

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Sat May 09, 2009 9:25 am

[YaS]Cyan wrote: I wish for my internet to work properly.

Granted, but it can only go to child friendly web sites for children under the age of 1.

I wish for 72'' LCD TV(working and in 64 bit color with 720 resolution)

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:04 pm

Granted, but you only get to watch Fox News.

I wish for better Uzi animations in OC.

Makrontt le nécron · Post by **Makrontt le nécron** » Sat May 09, 2009 4:21 pm

Nelson340 wrote:I wish for better Uzi animations in OC.

Granted, but it become a dev only weapon.

I wish for my own secret base under my house.