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Granted, but when all of us die earlier than you, you realize that you're living in a lonely hellhole. You kill yourself. Insert 2 Credits to continue.

I wish I had a new Citori Over Under.
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Granted, you fail at guns and it smack right in your face as you fire it. You get head trauma. Or aneurysm. Let's go with aneurysm because that one is more fun.

I wish hl2: ep3 nao.
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Granted, but the game is created by Crytek, who accidentally change the plot and environment in order to appeal to console players. (Got 'em!)

I wish, through surgery, I had both working gills and lungs.
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Granted, but due to your unique ability to have lungs and gills, you get chopped up for the name of science.

You Are Dead.
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I wish I had an Xbox 360 to be able to play The iDOLM@STER
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granted but evrything is in 2bit style.

i wish i wasnt boring myself to death wen i dont have anything to do.
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Granted, but you fall into a deep depression.

I wish for a crowbar signed by Gordon Freeman.
Oh, don't be such a baby. Episode 3 will come out.

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No it won't.
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Granted, but that crowbar ends up smashed into your skull. You are dead. Please enter 1 credit to continue.

I wish for Blur (y'know, that racing game).
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Granted but yo monitah explodes.

I wish to get WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Granted,but I read it in reverse,so your like OOOOOOOOW.

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Granted, but it's your mother's old card that expired in 1996
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Granted, but you're in debt for 1 million dollars.

I wish Valve would fix Half Life 2 and Ep1.
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Vasili wrote:Granted, but you're in debt for 1 million dollars.

I wish Valve would fix Half Life 2 and Ep1.
granted, the fixed version of HL2 and Ep1 will be released on Dec 31, 30001

i wish i could meet Eddie Van Halen
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Granted, but then he steals your spare change and runs away.

I wish I was the fastest person in the universe.
Oh, don't be such a baby. Episode 3 will come out.

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Granted, but your internal body structures can't handle your speed and get crushed while you go outside for a walk.

You Are Dead.
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I wish people wouldn't give me rude comments when I play iDOLM@STER and Project DIVA in school
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Post by Gary »

Azure Edge wrote: I wish people wouldn't give me rude comments when I play iDOLM@STER and Project DIVA in school
Granted, but only because the teachers took them away and then burned them.


I wish Valve had better looking, highly optimized shadow-mapped rendering, so we could use dynamic lighting for more.
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