How would you justify the player models? (4 da lulz topic)

Supahchikin · Post by **Supahchikin** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:59 am

In this thread you think up an explanation for the strange custom player models in OC.

EG: The anime characters could be some kind of genetic disorder.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:01 am

Kleiner got bored and made a hologram machine for every member of the Obsidian Rebels Group (ORG) and they can use it to look how they want.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:05 am

Gordon freeman said:

LUCARIO, i choose you!

Edit:

Oh and darth vader came with the imperials from a galaxy far away to annihilate the combine. After all, there can only be one major evil in this universe.

And the crysis guys came here to have fun cause crysis, besides graphics, sucks.

Supahchikin · Post by **Supahchikin** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:16 am

Mine:

Star wars: Cosplay outfits so good that they can function as body armor.

HECU and STALKERS: Military gear found in old bases.

Zombine: Made from an actual skinned zombine and deabeaked headcrab.

Anime characters: A genetic disorder that affects mostly women.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:20 am

I want a Headcrab hat.

Supahchikin · Post by **Supahchikin** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:29 am

Rorshach and TF2: Also high-quality cosplays.

Niko and Roman: Rebels in casual outfits.

Mario and Luigi: Robots powered by red oil.

Mirrors edge (Forgot the name): Mentally impaired yet incredibly agile asians.

Billy Mays: Clones made from only one of his cells.

FO3 Power Armor: Hazard suits made of scrap metal,which suprisingly work quite well.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:13 am

Hunter: he accidently pounced from the top of your games list to oc.

hecu solider: accidently spawned the stupid clan that exists today.

gman: he saw gordon in there, so he went to go co-op with him.

odst soldier: he spawned the second bad clan that exists.

Alfie · Post by **Alfie** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:01 am

Faith (Mirror's Edge Lady): Anorexic and lacking vitamin D female

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:11 pm

Turkey72 wrote: hecu solider: accidently spawned the stupid clan that exists today.

odst soldier: he spawned the second bad clan that exists.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:24 pm

-=jerC=- wrote:
Turkey72 wrote: hecu solider: accidently spawned the stupid clan that exists today.

odst soldier: he spawned the second bad clan that exists.

you know its fraking true, YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

!

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:34 pm

Zombine:a headcrab wanted to play as the other players,and decidedd to jump on a combine soldier.But unfortenaly,it ate his head.
Masterchief:he decided to come here to appear to everyone and cry:HELLO IM MASTERCHIEFLOLOLOLOLO

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:47 pm

Zelda: seeks the triforce in oc_zelda maps

fug's Obsidian clips · Post by **fug4life** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:33 pm

Shepard, Adrian. Awoke to find his world thrown into dissary for the Giant Headcrab was alive and humping. How did he end up in this conflict? Ah yes Black Mesa, Freeman, Gordon.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:53 pm

fug4life wrote:Shepard, Adrian. Awoke to find his world thrown into dissary for the Giant Headcrab was alive and humping. How did he end up in this conflict? Ah yes Black Mesa, Freeman, Gordon.

Wake up and *shudder Breath* Smell the ashes.

PaTe117 · Post by **PaTe117** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:43 am

Odst-Soldier: Because Halos were destroyed, world is saved, but Xen and Combine are new threats to earth, so they have a new mission. They must save the world with other OC players.