Alien Swarm (free Valve game) 19/07/10.
I've devised some ideas for some Alien Swarm custom campaigns, I hope you like them.
How about one where you do a diamond store robbery, but it goes slightly wrong and the cops show in within seconds of the alarm going off. Through various levels the back story is introduced and then they wind up at a warehouse and the maniac has a cop and tortures him, then the rat shoots the mad man and then everyone arrives wondering what the frak just happened, then there's a Mexican stand-off and bullets fire everywhere. Then at the end everyone is dead apart from one person who runs off with the diamonds. I get shot in the head by the cops.
We could call it Reservoir Swarm
How about another one where you do all the levels in the wrong order? It's about a boxer who get hunted down by a black guy and then they get raped by some hicks and a gimp. While at the same time there's a story about two guys who work for the black guy and then in some mad plot messup there's a loving couple who love each other. Then I give the two guys coffee till some guy who thinks fast and talks fast arrives to sort shit out.
We could call it Swarm Fiction.
Okay fine, my next one is about a woman who's left at the altar, and then she tries to kill her husband, but let's annoy the fans by making it a two parter and give it a silly numbering like volume and not just a number like everyone else. Then we'll throw in a load of Japanese weaboo shit and ninjas and stuff because that'll influence a load of kids and we'll call it Kill Swarm Volume 1 and Kill Swarm Volume 2.
And for my next idea, get ready for this, it's a world war two movie! Only 15 years after the rest of the ww2 films and this time Hitler gets killed by jews! Because that's ironic and totally a cool and original idea. Basically, you get brad pitt to spout out some italian and then you have a jew bear, then you get some gay pompous germany actor called Christoph, but the fans will call him Christopher. But this time I'll put everything in some more logical order, but with multiple plot arcs that all interlace and lead up to one. And I'll have Mike Myers be unrecognisable. And to top it all off, I'll have that guy that was in some of my other movies do the naration.
And it'll be called Inglorious Swerm. Because if I misspell it it'll get better results when people google it, because that's really smart.
How about one where you do a diamond store robbery, but it goes slightly wrong and the cops show in within seconds of the alarm going off. Through various levels the back story is introduced and then they wind up at a warehouse and the maniac has a cop and tortures him, then the rat shoots the mad man and then everyone arrives wondering what the frak just happened, then there's a Mexican stand-off and bullets fire everywhere. Then at the end everyone is dead apart from one person who runs off with the diamonds. I get shot in the head by the cops.
We could call it Reservoir Swarm
How about another one where you do all the levels in the wrong order? It's about a boxer who get hunted down by a black guy and then they get raped by some hicks and a gimp. While at the same time there's a story about two guys who work for the black guy and then in some mad plot messup there's a loving couple who love each other. Then I give the two guys coffee till some guy who thinks fast and talks fast arrives to sort shit out.
We could call it Swarm Fiction.
Okay fine, my next one is about a woman who's left at the altar, and then she tries to kill her husband, but let's annoy the fans by making it a two parter and give it a silly numbering like volume and not just a number like everyone else. Then we'll throw in a load of Japanese weaboo shit and ninjas and stuff because that'll influence a load of kids and we'll call it Kill Swarm Volume 1 and Kill Swarm Volume 2.
And for my next idea, get ready for this, it's a world war two movie! Only 15 years after the rest of the ww2 films and this time Hitler gets killed by jews! Because that's ironic and totally a cool and original idea. Basically, you get brad pitt to spout out some italian and then you have a jew bear, then you get some gay pompous germany actor called Christoph, but the fans will call him Christopher. But this time I'll put everything in some more logical order, but with multiple plot arcs that all interlace and lead up to one. And I'll have Mike Myers be unrecognisable. And to top it all off, I'll have that guy that was in some of my other movies do the naration.
And it'll be called Inglorious Swerm. Because if I misspell it it'll get better results when people google it, because that's really smart.
here is a link to the http://swarmarmory.com/
Most of them are survival maps which are good for weapons achievements..gtaiiilc wrote:here is a link to the http://swarmarmory.com/
I got them all on Office survival
Please don't take my posts before 2013 too seriously. It will be better for both you and I :c
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