Steam Treasure Hunt
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:12 am
So apparently Valve, the carfty bastards that they are, decided to make another reason for you to spend money on things that you don't care about. They basically made objectives for you to complete by buying games that you really don't care about, in hopes that you will get drawn, out of the other hundreds of thousands of people that will spend money on games that they don't care about. All to get 5 games from the top of your wishlist for free. Great odds right?
Each objective completed earns an additional entry into a drawing, held every two days until December 20. Complete any ten objectives by the end of the contest, and you'll earn an entry into the drawing for the 100-game grand prize.
Also, because this would probably attract another 250,000 people: completing 5 objectives will net you the 'Bounty Hat,' finishing 15 will get you the 'Treasure Hat,' and completing a whopping 28 objectives will earn you the 'Hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect.' Which probably means that only about 274 lonely people will actually get that last hat. But thousands of others would have spent money on games they don't care about a bit too late, and did not manage to get the achievement before the clock ran out for those 2 days.
So basically, if Valve keeps up with trying to attract attention to games that, plainly put, nobody gives a shit about, and are worth below $5, you'd probably be out of money before you buy you're 10th. But luckily they have a plan for that, because I doubt that all of them will be worth below $5.
So my question to you is: How many of you will actually even try to buy all the games needed to complete even half of the objectives?
Each objective completed earns an additional entry into a drawing, held every two days until December 20. Complete any ten objectives by the end of the contest, and you'll earn an entry into the drawing for the 100-game grand prize.
Also, because this would probably attract another 250,000 people: completing 5 objectives will net you the 'Bounty Hat,' finishing 15 will get you the 'Treasure Hat,' and completing a whopping 28 objectives will earn you the 'Hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect.' Which probably means that only about 274 lonely people will actually get that last hat. But thousands of others would have spent money on games they don't care about a bit too late, and did not manage to get the achievement before the clock ran out for those 2 days.
So basically, if Valve keeps up with trying to attract attention to games that, plainly put, nobody gives a shit about, and are worth below $5, you'd probably be out of money before you buy you're 10th. But luckily they have a plan for that, because I doubt that all of them will be worth below $5.
So my question to you is: How many of you will actually even try to buy all the games needed to complete even half of the objectives?