Corrupt a wish!

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:52 am

Granted, but the volume is too loud and unadjustable.

I wish I had more creativity.

Keychain · Post by **Keychain** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:04 am

Nelson340 wrote:Granted, but the volume is too loud and unadjustable.

I wish I had more creativity.

Granted, but you used it to destroy the world.

I wish Killing Floor would release already.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:08 am

granted but for some weird reason it costs over 10 million bucks

wish that poeple wouldnt make fun of me during 1 april by making a bucket of salt fall on my head again.

fug's Obsidian clips · Post by **fug4life** » Sun May 10, 2009 4:18 am

Granted, you shall now have a bucket of salt fall on your head for the other 364 days of the year.

I wish I was lost in the cosmos, dancing almost.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:25 am

Granted, but you suffocate due to lack of air and not wearing a spacesuit.

I wish OC wouldn't crash on some maps.

Mr. Someguy · Post by **Mr. Someguy** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:35 am

Granted, but you are attacked by a tiger.

I wish I was cool.

Keychain · Post by **Keychain** » Sun May 10, 2009 5:35 am

destiny wrote:granted but for some weird reason it costs over 10 million bucks

I already pre-ordered it, haha.

Ignore this post.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sun May 10, 2009 7:23 am

Granted, but nobody will hang with you.

I wish for potato chips.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:40 pm

granted but a bear stole it while you werent looking.

i wish my school wouldnt give any homework.

ps:dam you fug4life it was worse to expirience that only once in a year but now the rest of the year....
i need a gasmask that covers my complete face.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:15 pm

Granted, but you become stupid.

I wish I had a bowl of noodles.

Supahchikin · Post by **Supahchikin** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:24 pm

Granted but the noodles are acctually dead tapeworm larvas.

I wish that somebody would touch my Nissan.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Sun May 10, 2009 10:04 pm

granted but your nissan wont like the person touching him.

wish i had a perfect fine working gasmask.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sun May 10, 2009 11:55 pm

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish I had a cool avatar.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Mon May 11, 2009 1:45 am

Granted. I froze Adrian Shepard.

I wish that Black Mesa was out.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Tue May 12, 2009 1:16 am

Granted, but it's crappy.

I wish I had Bioshock.