Corrupt a wish!

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:38 am

granted but the price is over ninethousand.

i wish everyone on the server would get some noodels.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:23 am

Granted, but you don't ever get any noodles.

I wish I could stop listening to Kraftwerk.

fug's Obsidian clips · Post by **fug4life** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:07 am

Granted you get Rick Ashely on an infinte loop.

I wish 1.35 was NAO!

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:23 am

Granted, but I become team mapper.

I wish I could un-watch 2girls1cyst.

Secone · Post by **Secone** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:06 pm

Granted but 2girls2cysts is still in your head.

I wish I wasn't bored

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:17 pm

Granted, but you watch "girls1cyst".

I wish my mum would stop singing.

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:49 pm

Vasili wrote:Granted, but you watch "girls1cyst".

I wish my mum would stop singing.

Granted,but she participate to New Star.

I wish 1.35 was released.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:08 am

Granted, but its released when you are unable to log into steam.

I wish i knew how to make map compile's run faster.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:15 am

Granted, but you can't log into steam. (Oh wait...)

I wish I could easily change all my games to play windowed.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:42 am

Granted, but you can't see your mouse in the main menu's of them

i wish valve would get the damn comcast server connection fixed so me and half of the community can get back to playing on our accounts.

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:58 am

granted,but they have to shut down the half of their servers,include GMT.

I wish days would be not 24h but 36h.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:42 pm

Granted but the world explodes trying to comprehend the new time scales.

I wish Photoshop wasn't version 6 on my computer, and a later version instead.

VampireReki · Post by **VampireReki** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:04 pm

Granted but photoshop crashes your computer to BSOD

I wish, I wish, i had a fish!

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:09 pm

Granted, but the fish climbs up your arse and lives there happily for 50 years till you die in a car crash.

I wish my cat would stop jumping on my desk.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:41 pm

granted now your cat jumps on you while your sleeping.

i wish noodels would own sausages.