Corrupt a wish!

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:20 pm

Granted but you wet yourself in public more often.

I wish I had a giant massive cake full of icing.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:32 am

Granted. You get it on your face and it's soo massive it smashes and kills you.

I wish i could debug my codes with my eye, having ALL problems highlighted.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:12 am

Granted but your eyes get irritated to the point where Ben Stein shows up and tells you to get Clear Eyes.

I wish I had Unreal Tournament 3.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:14 am

Granted, but your eye looks at too much coding and pops out of yer head.

i wish the heavy could eat his sandvich for longer then 5 minutes ;.;

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:21 pm

Grated,but he get too fat and is realy slow.

Blues · Post by **Blues** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:34 pm

He already IS really slow.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:10 pm

RocketRunner wrote: I wish I had Unreal Tournament 3.

Granted. You play it and your graphic card burns an lits on fire, burning your whole pc and then your house.

I wish the class i'm currently at was actually interesting.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:16 pm

Granted but the terrorsists shoot you first before the SEAL team get there.

I wish my internet would fraking work properly.

Mr. Someguy · Post by **Mr. Someguy** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:01 pm

Granted, but your motherboard fails.

I wish I had a faster brain.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:09 pm

Granted, but your Brain overheats too much, and your eye's cant render mounted content properly.

Blues · Post by **Blues** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:30 am

ATI eyes.

I wish for more money.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:36 am

Granted.

(Money doesn't make you happy)

I wish for a 64 bit Windows 7 Computer with a GTX 295 and 8gb of ram and other hi-tec stuff.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:59 am

Granted, but whenever you login you get the blue screen of death.

i wish valve didn't implement the item drop system and just stuck with the achievement system.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:05 am

Granted, but there are more achievement servers and more crappy AC maps on them.

I wish I had the ability to use Bullet Time.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:59 am

Granted, but when 2 of your bullets collide they create a time paradox.

I wish valve didn't add the halo's that split the community in 2.