Corrupt a wish!

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:17 pm

granted poeple with the halo and wont stop bitching they are better will die.

i wish i had a cookie thatt someone wanted to steal.

Mr. Someguy · Post by **Mr. Someguy** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:00 pm

Granted, but someone stole it.

I wish I was good at things.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:01 pm

Granted but you destroy the world.

I wish I had a Cheese sandwich RIGHT NOW.

destiny · Post by **destiny** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:16 pm

granted but because of the haste they forgot the cheese.

i wish i knew what to wish for.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:02 pm

Granted. You wish to die.

Which is also granted, and you go to hell!

I wish i had an working banana phone.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:05 pm

Granted but RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, BANANA PHONE.

I wish I were a rich man.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:04 pm

Granted, but i come into your home with an ak47 and shoot your brains out.

i wish the pyro had an afro

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:03 am

Granted, but Team Fortress 2 advances well into the 70's and the Pyro stops doing his guitar taunt. Instead, he does Disco Inferno.

I wish I could get good sleep.

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:23 am

Granted,but when you wake up,your bed got stole.

I wish

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:54 am

Granted but

I wish i had a better keyboard.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:33 pm

Granted, but it plays C1 to C6.

I wish that someone would do my homework.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:29 pm

Granted, but it's a team of monkey's and instead of doing your homework they re-create shakespear.

i wish there was a monkey in l4d2 instead of the jockey.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:20 pm

Granted. It does not know how to use anything but the banana phone.

I wish formatting HDs and installing stuff was faster.

Blues · Post by **Blues** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:42 pm

Granted. Your HDD now spins at 43000 rpm, starts to burn and sets your whole house on fire.

I wish I was less drunk.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:49 pm

Granted, but you realise that there is no point to life.

I wish that I got other weapons in TF2 than the Huntsman.