Corrupt a wish!

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:50 pm

Granted, but it's sold out.

i wish you didn't stretch the page out supachiken

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:55 pm

Granted, but this page gets stretched outt......................

I wish that somebody would send me a Sheep on Facebook's Farmville.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:01 pm

Granted, but it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish my cat's weren't so evil

Supahchikin · Post by **Supahchikin** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:47 pm

granted now it so neutral

I wish that Ryuujis mom wasnt the MILF to end all MILFs.

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:07 am

Granted, Ryuji's dad is the DILF to end all DILFs.

I wish for Doom II so I can play the HacX WAD.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:37 am

Granted, but it's virus-infested and all the pictures on your hard drive are replaced with goatse.

I wis-*gets interrupted* Now, I'll let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best wishes of all time!

RocketRunner · Post by **RocketRunner** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:50 am

Granted, but you vecome a meme.

I wish for a flying lawnmower.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:24 am

Granted, but it hovers over you and you lose all your hair.

i wish i could earn some money to get l4d2.

Tallfire · Post by **Tallfire** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:46 am

Granted, but you are terrorized in the game not by hordes of zombies, darkness, and claustrophobia but non-stop banjo-hillbilly music, and daylight that pains your eyes and start drowning in zombie spit....to a catchy banjo tune.

I wish I was Super Mario!

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:59 am

Granted, but you get mauled by a bunch of hardcore gamers that think you sold out to the little children and casual gamers.

I wish I had the courage to stand up for myself.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:51 am

Granted, but then you realize there are pain killers in your pocket and then louis kills you

I wish valve makes it so that rochelle and coach start their own PEELZ HERE meme just like louis.

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:50 pm

Granted, but no one gives a shit and think they're posers.

I wish SeeD didn't die. He was such a great person.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:25 am

Granted, but you do.

I wish TF2's halloween update would be released and would remove all instances of the 9/2/09 update from the game.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:44 am

Granted, but Left4Dead 2 is delayed till Febuary.

I wish for world peace.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:23 am

Granted, obama gets kicked out of the white house.

I wish someone would gift me l4d2 :[.