Corrupt a wish!

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:22 pm

Granted, you get the angel of death.

i wish the cake wasn't a-

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:58 pm

Granted, because of the song Wishmaster by Nightwish.

I wish for a HAMSTER, A DENTIST, HARD PORN, STEVEN SEAGAL.

(cookies for getting it)

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:22 am

Granted.

Hamster:

Dentist:

Hard Porn: (

)

Steven Seagull:

I wish i could stop/resume time whenever i wanted.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:10 am

Granted, but you create a time paradox.

i wish i had my own personal sandvich army.

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:02 am

Turkey72 wrote:Granted, but you create a time paradox.

i wish i had my own personal sandvich army.

You get it. But balogna is perfect fuel for killing cowards. Too bad you're a coward. You die. Start Over from nearest checkpoint.

I wish Taiga was my waifu~

Keychain · Post by **Keychain** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:22 am

Granted, but she divorces you for me.

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:40 am

D: But then you realize you're just playing some Toradora H-Game underaged.

I wish Kagamine Rin was my waifu.

Nelson340 · Post by **Nelson340** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:27 am

Granted, but she divorces you for me.

I wish SakuraMaxX's waifus would stop divorcing.

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:52 am

Granted, but they divorce you for me before the wish was granted.

I wish being a sportsman wasn't a mental sickness. Isabella and I are proud together in the sacred sport of shooting things. Without me, my shotgun is useless. Without my shotgun, I am useless.

Blues · Post by **Blues** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:57 am

Granted, but you guys are sick anyways.

What the heck is a waifu?
I wish you would all just try to type it correctly and stop that "I'm soooo cool because I try to make the word wife look like an asian word."

JerC · Post by **JerC** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:28 pm

Blues wrote:Granted, but you guys are sick anyways.

What the heck is a waifu?
I wish you would all just try to type it correctly and stop that "I'm soooo cool because I try to make the word wife look like an asian word."

Mr. Someguy · Post by **Mr. Someguy** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:58 pm

Blues wrote:Granted, but you guys are sick anyways.

What the heck is a waifu?
I wish you would all just try to type it correctly and stop that "I'm soooo cool because I try to make the word wife look like an asian word."

I eat waifus for breakfast. They are great with butter and syrup.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:51 pm

I wish windows vista was less buggy and faster

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:57 pm

Granted, but with the major boost you got in your PC, you were able to play Crysis on Very High. The massive amount of motion blur has given you a random epilepsy. You die. Start over from the last checkpoint.

I wish I had less homework and more time to play OC, or even anything.

[FTA]c0m4ndo45 · Post by **[FTA]c0m4ndo45** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:38 pm

Granted, but you become extremely dumb and everyone calls you a tard and hates you.

And i`m NOT gonna wish anything about windows vista, right as i posted that one above i started to get an recurring BSOD crash and now am probably gonna have to reinstall everything... And that all of a sudden... TY MICROSOFT!

I wish i could play all games in linux without compatibility problems