Corrupt a wish!

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:43 am

Turkey72 wrote:Granted, obama gets kicked out of the white house.

I wish someone would gift me l4d2 :[.

Granted, but it's from me!

I wish for the L4D2 Machete's to be less powerfull. (I can get through the whole demo with one of them on Expert)

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:45 am

Turkey72 wrote:Granted, obama gets kicked out of the white house.

That just granted one of my wishes.

Turkey72 wrote: I wish someone would gift me l4d2 :[.

Someone did, but you got your account hacked.

I wish I had a better modeling tool.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:49 am

Granted, but your computer's Hard-drive dies, you lose everything.

I wish for Deus Ex 3.

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:54 am

Granted, but it turns out as a run and gun FPS in the form Halo is.

I wish for Gabe Newell to lose 200 lbs.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:05 am

Granted, but Episode 3 was released 4000 years ago due to the removal of all gabe is fat jokes.

I wish to sleep.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:07 am

Granted, you get sleep

I wish i knew what sleep was.

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:20 am

Granted, but you don't know how to sleep.

I wish people were more tolerant about homosexuality.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:45 am

granted, but turkey's are given the ability to fly.

i wish my turkey brethren could talk :<.

Tallfire · Post by **Tallfire** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:02 am

Granted but people call you crazy and you're sent to a sweatshop for insane people.

I wish Wolf would let me do things without being stopped.

Turkey72 wrote:Granted, obama gets kicked out of the white house.

That just granted one of my wishes.

Granted, now we have Osama in office, and we are the only ones that know.

Datastream · Post by **Datastream** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:57 pm

Granted, but with so many possibilities you lose track of what you want to do so you decide you can't do any of those and thus you have done none.

I want nothing.

Vasili · Post by **Vasili** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:57 pm

Granted - you die.

I wish for a fraking delicious burger without any consequences to myself.

Keychain · Post by **Keychain** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:20 pm

Granted, before you eat it a bird swoops in and steals it.

I wish W0rf0x wasn't gone for a week.

Turkey72 · Post by **Turkey72** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:31 pm

Granted, but- TIME PARADOX.

I wish keith was a playable character in l4d2 :l

Supahchikin · Post by **Supahchikin** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:00 pm

Granted keith sunderland is playable.

I wish for a mask of a Psycho from Borderlands.

Azure Edge · Post by **Azure Edge** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:29 pm

Granted, but the cops mistake you for a crazed gunman and kill you.

I wish Keyfox Server wasn't gone for a week